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Mini Poll: Beauty Contests Contested


Next Tuesday, Missouri's voters will go to the polls to choose among candidates seeking their parties' nomination for President of the United States. (You can see the City's various party ballots here and find your polling place here. Voters from St. Louis County and other jurisdictions can find the same information on their own Election Board websites. MayorSlay.com urges everyone to vote. It is a good habit to have.)

The results of Tuesday's election will be officially meaningless, because Missouri Republicans will actually select their national convention delegates in a series of local caucuses in March. The $8 million dollar exercise on Tuesday is what political observers call a "beauty contest" -- and that inspired this week's Mini-Poll about actual beauty contests.

According to the sometimes fabulous Wikipedia, the first modern American beauty pageant was staged by PT Barnum in 1854 as extension of his previous contests involving dogs and birds. Because of fierce public protests, the judges viewed pictures of the contestants, instead of the contestants themselves. Humans (and humans in bathing suits) began showing up in contests in the 1880s. They, contests and contestants, have grown more elaborate since. Miss America, Miss Universe, and Mr. World are more or less popular examples of contemporary pageants. "Toddlers and Tiaras," a cable staple, chronicles the lives of child beauty contestants and their parents.

The questions that follow will let you register your support, outrage, or general indifference to beauty pageants.



Do you think beauty is relative?


Yes
No




Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?


Yes
No




Have you ever attended a beauty pageant?


Yes
No




Would you let your daughter watch a beauty pageant?


Yes
Yes, if I had a daughter
No




Do you think beauty pageants, in general, exploit their participants?


Yes
Some do, some don't
No




Which of the following statements comes closest to your own general view about adult beauty pageants?


If someone wants to participate, it is up to him/her
Pageants focus too much on appearance
Pageants offer opportunities for their participants




Do you feel differently about men's beauty pageants than you do women's beauty pageants?


Yes
No, like them both
No, dislike them both




Do you think children's beauty contests are, in general, a good idea?


Yes
No




Do you think there should be minimum age limits for participants in beauty pageants?


Yes
No




Is Miss America a role model?


Yes
No
No, but she used to be




Should the Miss America pageant drop the swimsuit competition?


Yes
No




Would you put your winning of a major beauty pageant on your resume and on your Facebook profile?


Yes
Yes to FB, no to resume
Yes to resume, no to FB
No




Which of the following would be your pageant talent, if you entered?


Playing a musical instrument
Singing
Dancing
Whistling
Acting
Acrobatics, gymnastics
Magic
Doing square roots in my head




Which of the following beauty pageant interview questions would you answer the best?


What famous person does your personality most parallel?
What quality do you like most about yourself and why?
What is the biggest challenge to young people today?
What is the one feature you'd change about yourself and why?
Which celebrity would you invite to a dinner party and why?
Do you think professional athletes are overpaid?
What is your definition of success?
If you could change one thing about the world what would it be?
What bothers you most about what is happening in your country today?
If you could be on the cover of any magazine, which would you chose and why?




Which of the following is the best beauty contest movie?


Miss Firecracker
Happy, Texas
Miss Congeniality
The Bituminous Coal Queens of Pennsylvania
Best in Show
Little Miss Sunshine
Drop Dead Gorgeous




Are you:


Male
Female






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