Being reflective, which of the following was (or is) the happiest time of your life?
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When I was a child:
15%
When I was in school:
19%
When I was single:
12%
When my kids were still kids:
26%
When I was still working:
13%
When I retired:
11%
When my spouse/partner was still alive:
5%
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Which of the following events would be the most boring for you?
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Watching a movie with subtitles:
10%
Sitting through an overtime sporting event:
11%
Spitting through a wine tasting:
9%
Vacationing on the Jersey shore:
10%
Waiting for a flight with a dead computer:
19%
Going to an art museum:
2%
Listening to a political speech:
21%
Dining alone:
18%
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Which of the following culinary activities describes you best?
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Cooking an elaborate meal for the sheer pleasure of it:
41%
Picking fresh veggies from my own organic garden:
11%
Measuring portions and calories to keep to a diet:
7%
Zapping the box in the microwave:
19%
Being greeted as a regular at the Straub's prepared food counter:
9%
Dialing for dinner:
12%
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How are you most likely to re-attach a button on a shirt?
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Ask my partner or parent to do it:
16%
Ask the dry cleaner to do it:
9%
Do it myself with a needle and thread:
61%
Do it myself with a stapler:
2%
I'd probably not wear the shirt again:
6%
I'd wear the shirt without the button:
7%
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What are you most likely to do if your car is making a weird sound?
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Take it to the mechanic immediately:
51%
Pop the hood open and fix it myself:
12%
Ask my parent, partner, or spouse to deal with it:
11%
Keep driving until it makes a weirder sound:
23%
Keep driving until the car dies:
3%
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Which of the following audio activities describes you best?
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Installing speakers in my car that will rock the block:
4%
Giving my life a soundtrack:
18%
Pirating music off the Internet:
2%
Listening to talk radio:
37%
Keeping my radio dial pointed to KDHX:
13%
Having an IPod earbud attached to my ear:
12%
I never really listened:
12%
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What is the most romantic gift you could imagine giving someone?
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Flowers:
8%
Tickets to see their favorite band:
3%
Jewelry:
6%
A trip together:
74%
A trip without me:
3%
A photo of the two of us:
4%
A babysitter for the evening:
1%
A gift certificate for a cleaning service:
3%
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What would most shock you to learn about your best friend?
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My friend is gay:
12%
My friend is straight:
1%
My friend is my enemy's friend, too:
8%
My friend is a Republican:
30%
My friend is moving away:
28%
My friend has fleas:
22%
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Which of the following video activities describes you best?
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My Netflix list is longer than my Christmas card list:
13%
I spend so much time at movies the ushers all know me:
3%
My TV is practically a family member:
37%
I'm always the one with the camera:
15%
I am blinder than I let on:
8%
Someone has to turn on the DVD player for me:
19%
YouTube rules my life:
4%
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If you weren't (or aren't) in a relationship right now, which of the following photos of yourself would you be most likely to put in an Internet dating ad?
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A recent picture of me!:
66%
A picture of me standing on a box:
2%
A picture of a younger me:
6%
A picture of a skinnier me:
12%
A picture of a much better dressed me:
8%
A picture of an undressed me:
1%
A picture of someone other than me:
5%
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Which of the following gambling activities describes you best?
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Buying a lottery ticket when the pot is huge:
42%
Going to a casino boat with the mortgage money:
1%
Drawing to an inside straight:
3%
Playing a couple of bingo cards with my friends:
4%
Betting on a sporting event with my co-workers:
8%
Wagering my socks off in a friendly game of strip poker:
3%
Walking right past a slot machine without putting in a nickel:
40%
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Which is the boldest fashion statement you'd personally make?
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I'd skip the tie!:
25%
I'd wear the stilettos:
11%
I'd pierce a few (more) places:
4%
I'd color my hair:
27%
I'd get hair:
5%
I'd wear a bikini:
4%
I'd get a tattoo:
25%
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Bonus Question:
Which of the following 2011 Cardinals are you most like?
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Tony La Russa:
21%
Albert Pujols:
5%
Dave Duncan:
4%
Chris Carpenter:
8%
David Freese:
18%
Bill DeWitt II:
4%
Jose Oquendo:
8%
John Mozeliak:
5%
Lance Berkamn:
22%
Skip Schumaker:
5%
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