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Mini Poll: Coffee Break


Each day, more than a billion cups of coffee are placed in front of devotees (see also "addicts"). More likely than not, the action is highly stylized, like a dance or the administration of medication. Most coffee drinkers have strong preferences about their favorite brews. Light roast, flavored, travel mug, sugared, vente, fortified, topped with foam, Fair Trade, predigested by birds, fast food or French pressed ... there are enough choices and combinations to tax a supercomputer.

Coffee is Big Business. Globally, it employs more than 20 million people and beans trade on international commodity markets on a par with petroleum. Locally, hundreds of places serve or sell coffee. Dozens of neighborhood and chain coffee shops compete for customers. Several important coffee roasters have moved, opened, or expanded their operations in the City of St. Louis -- extending a tradition that extends back to the time St. Louis was the last place to buy coffee until settlers reached the Pacific Ocean.

This week's perky Mini-Poll tries to calibrate your coffee preferences. Although MayorSlay.com runs on liquid caffeine, we acknowledge in advance that we probably forgot to list your favorite coffee shop. That’s what the comment section is for, right?



If you had to choose just one beverage for the rest of your life, would it be coffee, tea, or soda?


Coffee
Tea
Soda
Just kill me now




If you had to give up one of these forever, which one would it most likely be?


Alcohol
Chocolate
Coffee
Water




How many cups of coffee do you generally have in a day?


One cup
Two cups
Three cups
Four cups
Five cups
More than five cups
I don't drink coffee




Can you make a good cup of coffee?


Yes
Yes, but I won't
No




How much are you willing to pay for the perfect cup of coffee?


$1-$3
$4-$6
$7-$10
I don't even like coffee...
More. I have to have it!




Generally, at which of the following sorts of places are you most likely to find a cup of coffee that you will enjoy?


Diners
Truck stops
National coffee chains
Street carts
Donut shops
Ethnic restaurants
Convenience stores/gas stations
Fast food restaurants
Big box home improvement stores
Neighborhood coffee shops
My own house
Somewhere else




How do you rate St. Louis as a coffee city?


A
B
C
D
Failure




Which of the following St. Louis coffee roasters is your favorite?


Hartford Coffee Company (3974 Hartford)
Thomas Coffee Company (922 S. Boyle)
Ronnoco Coffee Company (4241 Sarpy)
Chauvin Coffee Company (4160 Meramec)
Kaldi's Coffee Roasting Company (700 St. Bernard's Lane)
A different one




Which of the following local coffee houses is your favorite?


6 North Coffee Co. (2 N. Sarah)
Coffee Cartel (2 Maryland)
Murdoch Perk (5400 Murdoch)
Shaw's Coffee (5147 Shaw)
The Grind (4239 Lindell)
Mississippi Mud House (2101 Cherokee)
Mokabe's Coffeehouse (3606 Arsenal)
Soulard Coffee Garden (910 Geyer)
Northwest Coffee Company (4251 Laclede)
Berix Coffee (5053 Gravois)
A different one




Do you generally form barista attachments?


My barista is my guardian angel
I live with my barista
Nah, not really
What barista? I keep my eye on the prize: coffee




Do you generally tip when the barista gives you the empty cup?


Yes
No




Do you regularly use the same imprinted coffee mug?


Yes
Yes, but it was a gift
No




Which of the following is the best coffee nickname?


Bean juice
Brew
C8H1ON402
Joe
Cuppa
Java
Perk
Morning mud




Which of the following songs/artists best captures your personality?


A Cup of Coffee - Johnny Cash
A Lonesome Cup of Coffee - Mel Torme
One Cup of Coffee - Bob Marley
One More Cup of Coffee - Bob Dylan
5 Cups of Coffee - The Jayhawks
409 in Your Coffee Maker - Green Day
Back in Black – AC/DC




If you made your living room floor look just like a Ouija Board, would your coffee table move by itself?


Yes
No






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