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Mini Poll: If St. Louis Were A Reality Series



Reality programming is as old as television, but it was the phenomenal success of a more recent pair of shows, Survivor and Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, that fundamentally changed how and what we watch on TV - and, almost as certainly, how we watch each other.

The distance between us and TV reality has shrunk. Who among us has not, while channel surfing, become shamelessly enthralled watching When Animals Attack, Rock of Love, or Operation Repo? Or called and texted our votes to determine the careers of the competitors on Dancing With The Stars or American Idol? Or known someone (or at least know someone who knows someone) who has been on a dating show, a court show, a talk show, a game show, or a self-improvement, or makeover show?

Day-to-day reality doesn't have the luxury of "story editing," and we can't always pick the most attractive (or, in some cases, the most confrontational) characters to exist in our world. But, what if we could? We agree that the idea might be a little too Big Brother for most of us, but - just in case - we want to know who, what, or where you think would win. This week's Mini-Poll lets you become the producer of a reality show, and asks you to cast it with your favorite St. Louis citizens, neighborhoods, and issues.

Answer this week's Mini-Poll and we promise not to lure the producers of Bravo's Real Housewives Of... series to St. Louis, even though we could think of a few choice characters.



Which of the following St. Louis musical talents would be most likely to win FOX's American Idol?


Kim Massie
Erin Bode
Dave Drebes
Pierce Crask
Orli Shaham
Rich McDonough







Which of the following dashing local civil servants do you think would be most competitive on ABC's Dancing with the Stars?


License Collector Gregory F.X. Daly
Alderman Shane Cohn
SLDC's Col. Otis Williams
Board of Aldermen President Lewis Reed
Fire Chief Dennis Jenkerson
Alderwoman Kacie Starr Triplett







Which of the following St. Louis neighborhoods would you most like to see featured on MTV's Cribs?


St. Louis Hills
S. Broadway riverfront
Benton Park
Mount Cabanne
Compton Heights
Skinker-Debaliviere





In which of the following St. Louis parks would you most like to see Bear Grylls dropped off for an episode of Discovery Channel's Man vs. Wild?


Forest Park
Tilles Park
Fairgrounds Park
Turtle Park
Hyde Park
Carondelet Park








Which of the following match-ups would you most like to see on Spike's Deadliest Warrior?


Firefighter vs. Police Officer
CID Guide vs. Neighborhood Stabilization Officer
Brick Thief vs. Preservationist
MoDOT vs. Metro
Zamboni operator vs. Busch Stadium grounds crew
Parking enforcement worker vs. Taxicab Driver






Which of the following St. Louis chefs would be most likely to win Bravo's Top Chef?


Gerard Craft of Niche
Andy Karandzieff of Crown Candy
Joshua Roland veteran of F15teen
Brian Hardesty of Terrene
Eric Kelly of Scape
Giovanni Gabriele of Giovanni's on the Hill
Jo Huston of Diner's Delight
Blake Brokaw veteran of Tangerine





Which of the following St. Louis judges do you think would most deserve their own courtroom show, ala ABC's Judge Mathis?


Judge Maggie Walsh
Judge Margaret Neill
Judge Robert Dierker
Judge Nannette Baker
Judge Mary Entrup
Judge Elizabeth Hogan
Judge Jimmie Edwards






Which of the following St. Louisans would you most like to follow for an episode of Discovery Channel's Dirty Jobs?


A pothole repair crew from the Streets Department
A rat catcher from the Health Department's vector control division
A custodian at City Museum
A copy editor at The Evening Whirl
An operator at an MSD treatment plant
A hazardous materials specialist from the Fire Department









Which of the following bakeries would win on Food Network's Ace of Cakes?


La Dolce Via Bakery on Arco
Black Bear Bakery on Cherokee St.
Carondelet Bakery on Virginia
The Cakery on Tamm Avenue
Dad's Cookie Co on Louisiana
Cupcakery at Maryland Plaza





Which of the following locations would make for the best episode of Chiller's The Scariest Places on Earth?


Lemp Mansion
The not-yet-renovated building of the former City Hospital
The basement of the Cupples Mansion
The tunnel under the St. Louis Post-Dispatch
The endpipes of the River Des Peres near Forest Park
The upstairs room of the Bissell Mansion
Backstage at Powell Symphony Hall
The fourth floor of Roosevelt High School





Which of the following people would be the most interesting contestant on Real Television's Blind Date?


Gilberto Pinela, TV10 host
Mark Potter, St. Louis Fire Department captain
Sam Koplar, CWE developer
Darlene Green, St. Louis comptroller
Paul Ha, Director of Contemporary Art Museum
Ann Rubin, KSDK reporter
Rick Majerus, Saint Louis University basketball coach








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