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Current Totals:

All things considered, should St. Louisans be thankful this Thanksgiving, or not?


Yes:
 97%
No:
 3%

 

Overall, would you say your own family is better off today than you were a year ago?


Better off:
 24%
Not as well off:
 37%
About the same:
 39%

 

Which of the following conditions is currently worrying you and your family the most?


Grocery prices:
 5%
Utility bills:
 5%
Financial bailouts for fat cats:
 24%
Trouble at the job:
 11%
Trouble in the neighborhood:
 5%
Selling the house:
 5%
Buying a house:
 1%
Educating the kids:
 9%
Paying for healthcare:
 15%
Recurring nightmares about "Dancing With The Stars":
 2%
Something else:
 19%

 

In which of the following circumstances do you see the greatest hope?


The new administration in Washington, DC:
 63%
The new administration in Jefferson City:
 3%
The coaching of Saint Louis University's Rick Majerus:
 2%
The early and on-budget completion of the western stretch of Highway 40/I-64:
 11%
The first Guns N' Roses album released in 14 years:
 1%
The recent decline in gas prices:
 19%
Off-season trades by the St. Louis Cardinals:
 1%
Publication of J.K. Rowling's The Tales of Beedle the Bard:
 1%

 

Will (or did) you have guests at your home for Thanksgiving this year?


Yes:
 36%
No:
 20%
No, I was someone else's guest:
 45%

 

Will you (or did you) share a Thanksgiving meal primarily with friends or family?


Friends:
 17%
Family:
 79%
I didn't eat a Thanksgiving meal/I ate alone:
 4%

 

Will turkey be (or was it) part of your Thanksgiving meal this year?


Yes:
 89%
No:
 11%

 

Which of the following Thanksgiving traditions is the one which your family most values?


Breaking the wishbone:
 3%
Announcing things for which we're thankful:
 30%
Wearing loose fitting clothes and eating too much:
 34%
Looking at the ads for Black Friday sales:
 5%
Donating time or groceries to a food pantry or shelter:
 6%
Watching or playing football:
 14%
Going out to the movies:
 4%
Watching or attending parades:
 5%

 

Which of the following is the most important cooking tip for turkey?


Leave the lid on:
 18%
Take the lid off:
 8%
Baste it:
 46%
Smoke it:
 11%
Fry it:
 3%
Stuff it with a duck; stuff the duck with a chicken:
 2%
Divorce it:
 2%
Skip it:
 10%

 

Are the smoke alarms working in your house?


Yes:
 85%
No:
 5%
I'd better go check:
 10%

 

Which of the following things are you most likely to do with the leftovers from the Thanksgiving meal?


Store them, then eat most of them later:
 64%
Store them, then throw most of them away later:
 8%
Send most of them home with my guests:
 18%
Give most of them away to people who otherwise wouldn't have a meal:
 2%
There are never leftovers:
 7%

 

Which of the following outcomes would you find most satisfying?


I got the long end of the wishbone, giving me the wish:
 32%
My loved one got the long end of the wishbone:
 68%

 

Do you think turkeys are Democrats or Republicans?


Democrats:
 30%
Republicans:
 16%
They were mostly Republican until they saw that YouTube clip of Gov. Palin pardoning the Alaskan turkey while turkeys were being slaughtered behind her:
 54%

 

Which group of turkeys least deserves a mayoral pardon this Thanksgiving?


My loud neighbors:
 2%
My crazy kids/parents:
 2%
The people who send out that "Most Dangerous City" press release every year:
 18%
TV weathermen who are wrong more often than not:
 7%
The St. Louis Rams this season:
 29%
Any boss who sends a layoff notice between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day:
 30%
Whoever decided to start charging subscription prices for the Suburban Journal:
 12%

 

Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.


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