In general, are City residents more fun to date than county residents?

Yes
No
How would I know? My last date was before the City and county split

How many of your dates are to places in the City, rather than in the county?

All or most of them
Many of them
Some of them
None or hardly any of them

To which of the following places do you go on dates most often?

To a movie
To a fast food restaurant
To a fine dining restaurant
To a gallery or museum
To a sporting event
To a park
To a mall

Who picked the restaurant on your most recent dinner date?

I did
My date did
My parent did
A dinosaur must have, because that's the last time I had a date for dinner

Where did you sit in relation to your last date?

Across the table
Across the booth
On the same side of the table
On the same side of the booth
Side by side at the bar

Who should pay on the first date?

The male
The female
The other male
The other female
The asker
The asked
Split the check
The idiot who fixed us up

To which of the following restaurants would you most like to be taken for a first date?

An American Place on Washington Avenue
Tucker's on 12th Street
Everest on Manchester
The Boathouse in Forest Park
Hodak's on Gravois
Niche on Sidney Street
Revival on Chouteau
Wei Hong on S. Grand
O'Connell's on Shaw

Which of the following would be the worst kind of restaurant for a first date?

Pasta place: I'd probably slurp
Late night diner: I'd rather get home
Middle Eastern restaurant: Garlic scares more than vampires
Mexican taqueria: Beans can be explosive
Dinner theater: I'd rather be the show

To which of the following St. Louis activities would you be least likely to take a first date?

City Museum: Too many kids
The North Riverfront Trail: No mirrors in portapottys
The Primate House at the Saint Louis Zoo: Date might see a resemblance
The Moolah for a movie: Ssshhh
Scottrade Center for a hockey game: It's all a blur
Upper Limits Rock Climbing: Don't wear a skirt

To which of the following St. Louis activities would you be most likely to take a first date?

City Museum: Those caves are pretty dark
The North Riverfront Trail: Spandex on the first date
The Primate House at the Saint Louis Zoo: Our children together would certainly be better looking
The Moolah for a movie: Popcorn and thin mints on a leather sofa
Scottrade Center for a hockey game: Non-stop action, with beer
Upper Limits Rock Climbing: Great chance to hang around together

Which of the following qualities would you most appreciate in your date?

Humor
Intelligence
Patience
Affluence
Agility
Skates
Appearance
Height

Which of the following places is the best place in the City to break up with a soon-to-be-ex significant other?

In the office of attorney Alan Freed
At Coffee Cartel in the CWE
At crowded Ted Drewes
In your new luxury penthouse loft on Washington Avenue

Which of the following places is the worst place to break up with a soon-to-be-ex significant other?

Near the bears at the Zoo
On a paddleboat in Forest Park
On the top of the Arch
Over breakfast at Goody Goody Diner when he drove

At which of the following places would you be most likely to meet a soulmate?

Saint Louis University's library
The St. Louis Board of Aldermen
Busch Stadium
A meeting of the Saint Louis Rehabbers Club
The Big Bang on North 2nd
Straub's Market on N. Kingshighway
The Loft on Lindell
Sante in the Chase-Park Plaza
The New Cathedral

What is your gender?

Male
Female