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What type of standard burial would you most prefer for yourself?


Interment: put me under the ground:


 30%

Entombment: put me in a tomb, mausoleum, or pyramid:


 7%

Burial at sea:


 4%

Cremation:


 60%

 

What type of non-standard burial do you find most intriguing?


Pressurize me into a diamond:


 37%

Green me: no embalming/casket, leave me in the woods:


 33%

Launch me into space:


 13%

Freeze me:


 5%

Stuff me and display me:


 6%

Bury me under my house:


 5%

 

Which of the following is your favorite City cemetery?


Bellefontaine:


 27%

Calvary:


 46%

New Mt. Sinai:


 3%

New Saint Marcus:


 2%

New Picker:


 1%

Old Saint Marcus:


 2%

Saints Peter & Paul:


 4%

Amen-Nestawy-Nakht's burial case at the Art Museum:


 15%

 

In which of the following outfits would you most like to be buried?


Something formal, like a tuxedo or a gown:


 9%

Something business-like, like a suit or dress:


 24%

Something like the business casual outfit I wear to office outings:


 4%

Jeans:


 8%

A uniform:


 2%

Nude, but in a closed casket:


 3%

I'd rather be cremated:


 50%

 

Which of the following items would you most like included in your casket or cremated with you?


A picture of my family:


 65%

A religious artifact:


 17%

A purse or wallet:


 2%

A pair of shoes:


 6%

A musical instrument:


 5%

My ex-wife or ex-husband:


 4%

 

Which of the following acts would be the most touching thing a loved one could do at your funeral?


Cry:


 10%

Give the eulogy:


 41%

Buy everyone a round of drinks:


 43%

Sing "Candle in the Wind":


 2%

Not mention the loan I forgot to repay:


 3%

 

Which of the following portrayals of a mummy was the most frightening?


Boris Karloff in "The Mummy" (1932):


 46%

Christopher Lee in "The Mummy" (1959):


 7%

Fay Dunaway in "Mommie Dearest" (1981):


 36%

Arnold Vosloo in "The Mummy" (1999):


 11%

 

Next to whom would you most like to be buried?


My partner:


 51%

My parents:


 8%

My children:


 8%

My pet:


 11%

No one:


 22%

 

Do you believe that a same-sex partner should have the legal authority to make decisions about a deceased partner's burial?


Yes, of course!:


 66%

Yes, the partner should have a say along with other members of the family:


 28%

No:


 5%

 

Which of the following songs would best evoke the mourners' mood you'd like at your funeral?


Bette Midler, "The Wind Beneath My Wings":


 13%

John Cage, "Composition 4.22":


 2%

Chopin, "Funeral March":


 7%

Bob Marley, "Buffalo Soldier":


 6%

Green Day, "Ha Ha You're Dead":


 4%

2Pac, "Life Goes On":


 2%

Louis Armstrong, "What A Wonderful World":


 47%

Sarah McLachlan, "I Will Remember You":


 20%

 

Do you plan to donate your body or some of its organs for medical research or use by others?


Yes, I'll donate my whole body:


 22%

Yes, I'll donate some of the usable organs:


 56%

No:


 23%

 

To which of the following are you most likely to leave your earthly possessions?


A spouse or partner:


 53%

My children or grandchildren:


 29%

My parents or siblings:


 9%

My pets:


 2%

My alma mater:


 1%

KDHX 88.1:


 1%

A 26-year old former stripper and magazine model:


 4%

 

Do you believe there is life after death?


Yes, either in heaven, hell, or purgatory:


 40%

Yes, either in heaven, hell, purgatory, or limbo:


 8%

Yes, as part of a cosmic life force:


 21%

Yes, as a re-incarnation:


 7%

Yes, as a ghost or spirit:


 4%

No, after this there is nothing, except a brief mention in the Post-Dispatch obits:


 22%

 

Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.


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