What is (or was) the happiest time of your life?

When I was a child:

 15%

When my kids were still kids:

 16%

When I was in school:

 17%

When I was dating:

 19%

When I was still working:

 7%

When Bill Clinton was president:

 26%

Which of the following events would be the most boring for you?

Watching a movie with subtitles:

 9%

Sitting through an overtime sporting event:

 15%

Spitting through a wine tasting:

 13%

Going to an art museum:

 2%

Listening to a political speech:

 23%

Going to a classical music performance:

 8%

Dining alone:

 29%

Which of the following culinary activities describes you best?

Cooking an elaborate meal for the sheer pleasure of it:

 48%

Measuring portions and calories to keep to a diet:

 8%

Being greeted as a regular at the Straub's prepared food counter:

 14%

Picking fresh veggies from my own organic garden:

 6%

Dialing for dinner:

 24%

How are you most likely to re-attach a button on a shirt?

Ask my partner or parent to do it:

 16%

Ask the dry cleaner to do it:

 15%

Do it myself with a needle and thread:

 53%

I'd probably not wear the shirt again:

 9%

I'd wear the shirt without the button:

 8%

What are you most likely to do if your car is making a weird sound?

Take it to the mechanic immediately:

 49%

Pop the hood open and fix it myself:

 12%

Expect my parent or spouse to deal with it:

 13%

Keep driving until it makes a weirder sound:

 26%

Which of the following audio activities describes you best?

Installing speakers in my car that will rock the block:

 9%

Pirating music off the Internet:

 5%

Listening to talk radio:

 50%

Keeping my radio dial pointed to KDHX:

 22%

Having an IPod earbud attached to my ear:

 13%

What is the most romantic gift you could imagine giving someone?

Flowers:

 23%

Tickets to see their favorite band:

 17%

Jewelry:

 28%

A photo of the two of us:

 15%

A babysitter for the evening:

 15%

A gift certificate from Yuckos:

 2%

What would most shock you to learn about your best friend?

My friend is gay:

 14%

My friend is straight:

 3%

My friend is a Republican:

 39%

My friend is moving away:

 27%

My friend has fleas:

 18%

Which of the following video activities describes you best?

My Netflix list is longer than my Christmas card list:

 8%

I spend so much time at movies the ushers all know me:

 4%

My TV is practically a family member:

 47%

Someone has to turn on the DVD player for me:

 36%

YouTube rules my life:

 4%

If you weren't (or aren't) in a relationship right now, which of the following photos of yourself would you be most likely to put in an Internet dating ad?

A recent picture of me:

 56%

A picture of a younger me:

 8%

A picture of a skinnier me:

 21%

A picture of a much better dressed me:

 7%

A picture of an undressed me:

 2%

A picture of someone other than me:

 6%

Which of the following gambling activities describes you best?

Buying a lottery ticket when the pot is huge:

 44%

Going to a casino boat with the mortgage money:

 1%

Playing a couple of bingo cards with my friends:

 4%

Betting on a sporting event with my co-workers:

 17%

Wagering my socks off in a friendly game of strip poker:

 1%

Walking right past a slot machine without putting in a nickel:

 33%

Which is the boldest fashion statement you'd personally make?

I'd skip the tie:

 25%

I'd wear fur:

 18%

I'd pierce a few (more) places:

 4%

I'd color my hair:

 26%

I'd wear a bikini:

 5%

I'd get a tattoo:

 23%

Bonus Question:
Which national political figure are you most like?

I am Hillary Clinton's ideological twin sister:

 18%

I am John McCain's comrade in arms:

 14%

I am Barack Obama's soulmate:

 37%

I am Barney Frank's doppelganger:

 12%

I am Kay Bailey Hutchison's saddlemate:

 2%

I am Rudy Giuliani's alter ego:

 17%