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Current Totals:

Which super power would you most like to have?


Flight:


 24%

Invisibility:


 17%

Super-strength:


 8%

Telepathy:


 17%

Teleportation:


 25%

Weather control:


 9%

 

By what year will scientists have successfully created a device that makes objects truly invisible?


2006:


 1%

2016:


 19%

2026:


 10%

Some year after 2026:


 35%

Never:


 35%

 

Which scientific invention is likely to become reality first?


Cloak of invisibility:


 5%

Cold fusion:


 18%

Human colonies on Mars:


 6%

Intelligent robots:


 48%

Timed traffic signals on Tucker Boulevard:


 23%

 

Will the first materials devised to deflect enough visible light to make objects completely invisible to the human eye be used for good or for evil?


Good:


 36%

Evil:


 64%

 

If you could be invisible, what would you most like to do?


Spy on my employees at work:


 5%

Watch out for my children:


 20%

Play tricks on my spouse or partner:


 17%

Leave boring dinner parties early:


 19%

Scare people at Halloween:


 6%

Trip the Tigers in the outfield:


 33%

 

In what City place or attraction would you most like to be invisible?


The Anheuser-Busch brewery, to learn the secrets to the perfect beer:


 4%

In the Mayor's office, to be the first (or second) to know public policy:


 30%

The editorial board at the St. Louis Post-Dispatch to see how endorsements are decided:


 26%

The Lemp Mansion, to scare--and be scared:


 10%

Backstage at the Pageant, to watch my favorite acts get ready:


 29%

 

Which Missouri personality would best benefit from the Cloak of Invisibility?


Police Chief Joe Mokwa, to scope out the bad guys:


 48%

Beatle Bob, to get past the bouncers at every show:


 12%

Kevin Klein, to hide from the paparazzi:


 6%

Claire McCaskill, to escape the mudslinging:


 21%

Chris Duncan, to sneak up on those pesky fly balls in left field:


 14%

 

What is your favorite movie in which one of the characters is invisible?


The Invisible Man (1933):


 25%

Abbott & Costello Meet the Invisible Man (1951):


 22%

All the President's Men (1976):


 19%

Predator (1987):


 24%

Memoirs of an Invisible Man (1992):


 4%

The Man Who Wasn't There (2001):


 5%

 

If you could make one thing in your own home invisible, what would it be?


Me:


 31%

My spouse or partner:


 2%

My pet:


 3%

One of my kids:


 2%

My trash:


 62%

 

If you could make one thing in downtown St. Louis disappear, what would it be?


The parking meters:


 28%

The office building on the Gateway Mall:


 12%

The skybridge connecting St. Louis Centre to the old Dillards building:


 15%

The Serra sculpture:


 29%

The pigeons:


 16%

 

Which professionals are generally the most invisible in our society?


Adjunct faculty members:


 18%

Engineers:


 5%

Philosophers:


 31%

Plumbers:


 3%

Poets:


 18%

Translators:


 8%

Undertakers:


 18%

 

What is the best use of our current limited abilities to make things disappear?


Making tape disappear on wrapped packages:


 13%

Using the Ab Lounger to make beer bellies disappear:


 12%

Making bad TV shows go on hiatus in mid-season:


 26%

Making the seams of underwear disappear:


 26%

No-fault divorces:


 24%

 

Note: Due to rounding, results for some questions may not total 100%.


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