Do you have allergies?

Yes:

 52%

No:

 19%

Yes, but only seasonally:

 29%

Have you always had allergies?

Yes:

 31%

No:

 33%

Only since I moved to St. Louis:

 14%

Only since I became an adult:

 20%

I had them only as a child:

 2%

To which of these things are you the most allergic?

Plants and their pollen:

 40%

Animals and their dander:

 7%

Mold and spores:

 27%

Certain foods:

 2%

Red wine:

 0%

Insect bites and stings:

 2%

I'm not particularly allergic to these things:

 21%

To which group are you the most allergic?

Liberal editorial writers:

 18%

Conservative commentators:

 42%

They both make me sneeze:

 13%

Neither. I enjoy a diversity of opinion:

 28%

What do you do about your allergies or those of your friends/family?

I carry a tissue at all times:

 6%

I wear a surgical mask:

 0%

I take prescription medicine:

 16%

I take over-the-counter medicines:

 22%

I take home-made or folk remedies:

 1%

I carry hand cleanser at all times:

 1%

I stay indoors a lot:

 1%

More than one of the above:

 24%

None of the above:

 29%

Do you believe that you can control some allergies with positive mental thoughts?

Yes:

 11%

No:

 75%

Maybe:

 14%

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect bite?

Yes:

 34%

No:

 66%

Have you ever seen a brown recluse spider in your house?

Yes:

 26%

No:

 74%

Do you believe that pollutants have caused more children to have asthma?

Yes:

 74%

No:

 17%

Hogwash:

 9%

Are you allergic to any creams or detergents?

Yes:

 24%

No:

 76%

BONUS QUESTION:
Would you still eat chocolate if it gave you hives on your face?

Only at night before bedtime:

 29%

Any time. It's worth it: I love chocolate:

 24%

Never, my face is my best asset:

 47%