Best performance by a local nickname

Arch City:

 8%

The Lou:

 30%

Mound City:

 8%

Gateway City:

 45%

Biggest Small Town in America:

 9%

Best performance by a hometown magazine

Commerce Magazine:

 6%

Louie:

 2%

Sauce Magazine:

 50%

St. Louis Journalism Review:

 6%

St. Louis Magazine:

 29%

Where:

 6%

Best performance by a living former mayor

Freeman Bosley, Jr:

 15%

Clarence Harmon

 15%

Vince Schoemehl

 61%

Jim Conway

 9%

Best performance by a dead former mayor

Al Cervantes:

 48%

Ray Tucker:

 18%

Bernard F. Dickmann:

 6%

William Carr Lane:

 8%

David Rowland Francis:

 20%

Best performance on a local TV show

Bill McClellan on Donnybrook:

 33%

Charles Jaco on The Jaco Report:

 6%

Heidi Glaus on Show Me St. Louis:

 15%

Marc Cox on Extra Edition:

 3%

Jim Kirchherr on Living St. Louis:

 20%

Elliot Davis on You Paid For It:

 24%

Best performance by a local slogan

"It's your place; check it out":

 12%

"It's different with David Robertson":

 9%

"Hello, my name is St. Louis":

 12%

"Because you like nice things":

 40%

"Perfectly Centered. Remarkably Connected":

 26%

Best performance by a suburb

Maplewood:

 41%

Shrewsbury:

 5%

Ladue:

 2%

Florissant:

 11%

St. Charles:

 7%

U City:

 34%

Best performance by a local band name

The Driveway Morons:

 2%

The Coral Courts:

 42%

Well Hungarians:

 11%

Team Tomato:

 42%

Die Symphony:

 3%

Best performance by a new building

Pulitzer Foundation:

 14%

Regional Arts Commission:

 23%

Cortex I:

 4%

Vashon High School:

 3%

Busch Stadium:

 32%

Hampton Target:

 24%

Best performance by a Roman numeral

August Busch IV:

 33%

William DeWitt III:

 8%

Wayman Smith III:

 3%

Joseph Pulitzer IV:

 14%

Louis IX:

 41%

Best performance by a church nickname

St. Stan's:

 46%

St. Al's:

 3%

The Rock:

 34%

Old Cathedral:

 12%

New Cathedral:

 6%

Best local performance by middle initials

Gregory F.X. Daly:

 53%

Charles Q. Troupe:

 10%

Sharon Q. Carpenter:

 16%

John Q. Hammons:

 21%

Bonus Question:
Best national performance by middle initials

George W. Bush:

 33%

Hillary R. Clinton:

 67%